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Need that final touch for a pirate costume -- this is it! This incredibly RUDE and obnoxious TALKING Parrot looks cute all dressed in his pirate outfit but when you walk past him --WATCH OUT! He speaks a variety of rude sayings that you won't believe you are hearing! Pistol flaps his wings and his beak moves when he talks. He comes on a perch and has a shoulder strap so he can perch on your shoulder. He squawks out the following phrases: "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim my booty!" "Hey wench show us yer t*ts'" "Hey baby, you can hoist my Jolly Rodger anytime!" "Blow me down, blow me up, ahh just bl#w me!" "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum." "Heeve ho, heeve ho, heeve ho - oh I could do this all night." Hey you land lovin' hottie, you could be my first mate -- of the day!" "Blimey, has anyone ever told you, you smell like fish. Ha Ha!" "Squak, fifteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho, ho and a bottle of rum!" "(Singin') What do you do with a druckin' parrot early in the morning?" "Do you mind if I bury my beak in your sunken treasure?" "Wave the Jolly Rodger we've got some pirating to do!" "Hey watch that hook, or I'll poop in yer other eye!" Pistol Parrot requires 4 AA bateries which are NOT included. Think of the fun you can have with this Naughty Bird which is recommended for ADULTS ONLY. This is the Sequel to our #1 best-selling item in our store (see: Polly the insulting Parrot)!Once you get him you'll see why! Unique and very, very funny!!! Pistol would be a FANTASTIC addition to any Pirate costume. You'd be the hit of the party with this on your shoulder!